I'm telling you-- you do not know stress until you've had a mean-ass flying monkey D.I. on your back. Not only are they surly, they stink and they bite. Plus, if you don't stick the landing after your first flight you WILL be peeling bananas on K.P. for a month. (Believe me, I know!) You don't even want to know what they do to you when you crash! I know it doesn't do any good to complain, but it is awfully hard to concentrate on flying when your instructor is flinging his own feces at you.
Yet, when the squad has it right, and everyone is flying in formation, nothing beats it for thrills. And you really find out who your buddies are back at the barracks when the plebes start picking fleas off each other. Then comes lights out and you fall into your bunk, exhausted but proud of the effort of the day and the esprit de corps among the troops. You drift off into a deep slumber to the quiet, "Ooo ooo ahh aahs," of your comrades in arms, ready to awaken to reveille and another challenging day on the flight line with this tough son-of-a-baboon.
And now, you too can show your Flying Monkey pride with the official "Flying Monkey Academy Junior Cadet" T-shirt or coffee mug from the Tie-dyed Brain Rays store at Cafe Press. Pick from a wide variety of apparel, gifts and other quality merchandise, perfect for the discriminating winged simian in your life.
Each item in the Flying Monkey Academy section of the Tie-dyed Brain Rays store at Cafe Press features this high-quality Official Flying Monkey Academy Junior Cadet seal. Select from the pristine version you see here or from a selection of slightly distressed to fully distressed versions for that grunge look. And coming soon, Flying Monkey Academy Senior Cadet and Instructor T-shirts and accessories.
Stop by http://www.cafepress.com/TDBR today to see this and many other wholly unique designs, created by me and available nowhere else!