Behold the magic of Christmas as displayed by the Christmas tree that graces our front parlor.
As Sun sets on Winter's Eve, in a little chapel on a hill, I shall take Victoria Rose to be my wife. And as the Sun is born upon the morrow, so we too shall be, born into a new life together.
Talk about home for the holidays-- My first night in May Cottage was Halloween night. Since then we've celebrated Thanksgiving and my birthday in the little place. In just a flurry of days I'll be married, then comes Christmas, then New Year's. I think the New Year holds great things in store for me. As they say in France, "Ba Bak Bennu!"
Now listen, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, so take hold of my robe and I'll whisk you back, you miserable Scrooge, to a holiday classic from Tie-dyed Tehuti of yore. Just like Rudolph and Frosty and all those jerks-- we can trot out our perennial Christmas favorite from Tie-dyed Brain Rays 1.0. Please enjoy, "The Worst Christmas Song Ever."