
On last Thursday's show I mentioned the big G.I. Joe convention that is going on in Arlington this weekend. I reminisced a little about all the fun I had playing with G.I. Joe as a kid. J.R. gave me a ration of grief for "playing with dolls." Oh yeah, he's one of those guys.
I've found in my experience that the he-man macho types who were afraid to play with certain toys or wear certain "feminine" colors are the ones most likely to end up getting their mugshots snapped dressed as Carmen Miranda. I played with all sorts of action figures-- superheroes, army guys, Star Trek figures, robots and cowboys, and as far as I can tell none of my many quirks and peccadilloes can be traced back to them.
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To talk to Ky Michaelson is to realize that there is no product of human endeavor that can't be vastly improved by the addition of a rocket motor. Just ask his son, eight year old Buddy Rocketman Michaelson. If Ky has his way, he'll soon attach a rocket to the lad and launch him, making Buddy the youngest rocketbelt pilot in the world. Buddy will be the next wunderkind in a long line of wunderkinder. The Michaelson family holds so many patents that Ky can't remember them all.
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An epic hours in the making!
"The One Where Dax Throws The Burgers"
A tribute to that great patriot Dax Flame, this video shows why you should never invite Dax to a cookout. It is also the only place you can see Dax Flame and Osama Bin Laden in the same video.
(I was eating cheese when I made this. Isn't that ironic?)
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The hottest thing on YouTube these days is Dax Flame, a.k.a. Bernice Juach III, a.k.a. Dax Patrello. As of this post he's YouTube's #1 subscribed contributor this month, 43rd most subscribed of all time, with 13952 subscribers (of which, sadly, I am one) and 750,985 channel views. This kid will probably be president someday.
It is the beginning of the end of Western Civilization.
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This time the infernal machine turned out to be a harmless traffic counting device. What's next, a suspicious pizza box next to a dumpster? A box of free kittens? Take a look at the video of Boston's finest in action. Somebody's gonna get an eye put out from all the shrapnel from otherwise harmless objects blown up by the bomb squad.
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